Who should be the president of the universe

Hitchhikers guide to galaxy is so much fun, i dont mean the book Hitchhikers guide to galaxy about which they speak in the book Hitchhikers guide to galaxy, i mean the book Hitchhikers guide to galaxy itself which then in turn speaks about the book Hitchhikers guide to galaxy to make things a bit confusing....neways here is an excerpt ->

The major problem – one of the major problems, for there are several – one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are the problem.

And so this is the situation we find: a succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that very very rarely notice that they are not.

And somewhere in the shadows behind them – who?

Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?

trash

Ohell!!!!Ahhhhhh!!!Fuck me,Fuck me,fuck me.
3 brains within us.From evolu-shun you see.Man did not become MAN wihtout first becomeing RAT.RAT follow urban movement to give BUBONIC PLAGUE and keep up with brotha trends.So here goes:
RAT: Hello Brother
Human: Rat, WTF U talkin' abt,nigga mutha fucka
RAT: We have same ancestors u know
Human: Where's the vaksination
RAT: We moved from Surat u know, we tired of saying Kem Cho
Human: Saro Che teri gaand me,ERAt-DICATE
Wot followed was mushroom clouds and salman rushdie divorce.man his wife(or is it ex-wife now?) was hot according to popularist pinions.
and if indians think they can speak the english language FUCK YOU!YOU ANGLO FILE kUNT.YOU IMPERIALIST FUCHS. YOU WHO CONVERTED AND MADE URSELVES SOCIALLY IMPOTENT IN THE SHIT NATION OF INDIA,WITH YOUR DSOUZAS AND YOUR SEQUIERAS.EDDIE U ETERNAL CUNT U HEAR.EDDIE U ETERNAL OPPORTUNIST U HERE?
And then there was peace.Om Ttat svaha.Allah O Akbar Ullahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu Akbar.I met a surd in Sams the other day, he looked at me twice. the 2nd time he said SatSri Akaal.I acknowledged with my I's down.There was pain and a 21st century isolation inside both of us.How do I no? I cud feel it u cunt,we're still part human you no.
The universe cannot be simultaneously comprehended said Rishyasringa the great sage.Or was it einstein? Mebbe both?By wot strange and fateful coincidence did EINSTEIN meet CONFUCIUS in present living times to become CON FUCK US FRANKENSTEIN.
VISHNU in all great avatars gave up after seeing chinese kung fu movies.Woe to man.
Kalyug!Kalyug!when the soul is really only arsehole.
And now for the critic who brings about an awakening.And also the bum who is a kochu moron.
Watch ye! who hear me
Visions of Jorg Buttgereit Ceylan and the unknown cunt
Who spoke & wrote bigger & grander than your regular Gaands...
published in well-red magazines & utter-redy on tongues of ox-e-moron
and paaried ox yuppies
omirbaev & djalil
sex,lies and cellotape
slut and artfart
Semage & Kasaravalli
But at all costs avoid the bourgeousie pigs
sly kunts who lead YOU CIG asHtray from elusive truth
with nostalghic beauty of image & prose
all the ists - class genre comatose
beefheart sang to disturb
the reel auteur etc(dg)hes to'ard the same 1 goal
HAI JIND U CUNT.

shopping at the local mart

I went to buy orange oranges,
green beans,sweet meats,
long john silver bananas,
yellow capsi-cum
red peppers,hot potatoes,
magick mushroom,
spiced brown rice,
ladies fingers,
and a cup tom-yum soup
With above in cart I approached checkout lane of
beautiful buxom woman in uniform smiling politely
Hello Hope you found everything to your satisfaction!
My cheeks turned red instantly
Self-conscious I was reminded of apples forgotten
The hi/story of Adam Eve itself repeating?
Presently she began to scan items I placed from cart on to counter
And this is what showed up on hightech flatpanel prizescreen
2% Disodium Inosinate,6% Tocopherol(Vitamin E),
F.D and C. Red #40 including F.D and C. Blue #2
33% Silicon Dioxide(To prevent caking),
Polydextrose**,Potassium Sorbate(Preservative),
Yellow 5, Yellow 6 , Trivial amount of sugar
21% MonoSodium Glucamate
Your total is 35 dollars and 99 cents she told me
followed by a flash of shinywhiteeth
I paid and walked out heavy bags in hand feeling cheated somehow